since living in college i have mastered the art of the Scrambled Egg (tm)
now featuring cheese and turkey sausage
I was ironing it then realized I had to go to class so I’m wearing this in class fuckin weeb
just won AP melty ribbon chocolate collared jsk in bitter on mbok im happy
reasons why windows phones are better than iphones:
i just dropped my phone a story onto concrete and all it did was turn the screen on
cortana kicks siris asshole
seriously i can ask my phone ‘are you in love with master chief’ and cortana replies ‘thats complicated and personal’
my phone is the ai from halo
Here’s some examples to start you off-
- Confess! Are you turned on by [insert kink here]?
- Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?
- Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?
- Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?
- Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…
im trying to buy from meta on paypal
i need holy lantern op in black
today i marathoned so much bike anime but i dont know any of their names
i made a handy chart for myself
people reblogged this and i left out some quality characters so i made a second part
So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.
This is the original picture:
A picture of a statue of Poseidon.
But look at some of the treasures we found:
Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.
Old woman Poseidon.
BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…
X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON
AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON
((fun fact from an art historian, nobody knows whether or not this is Poseidon or Zeus. People argue either way, but we don’t actually know the true identity of this figure. Honestly, people (including myself) actually believe its Zeus cause the most important view of the sculpture, the face, would be obstructed by a trident.))